Lily Allen and two male stars were thrown out of the men's toilets of a London night club.The 'Smile' singer was caught giggling with Razorlight rocker Johnny Borrell and 'The Mighty Boosh' comic Noel Fielding in the lavatories of Dolce by burly security guards, who promptly asked them to "get out".
An onlooker is quoted on the Daily Mail website as saying: "Lily was clutching Noel's arm on the way into the toilets. Johnny followed in after those two but the security soon got suspicious. Two bouncers stormed in after them and screamed, 'Get her out of here!'
"To be fair to Lily, she took it very well. She was pretty drunk and told the bouncers she'd had a sex change."
While Lily was quick to make light of the situation, Johnny did not take it so well, screaming at the bouncers: "Don't touch me, just don't touch me!"
The trio were allowed to stay in the club - which was hosting the after party for Noel's comedy show in aid of the Teenage Cancer Trust at London's Royal Albert Hall - but Johnny left just 30 minutes later.
Lily followed a short while after with friend James Corden - the star of UK TV comedy show 'Gavin and Stacey'.
James protected the pop star from an excitable fan who tried to grab the singer's arm as the pair climbed into her car.
Other guests at the after party included rocker Courtney Love - who was romantically linked to Noel last year - actor Rhys Ifans and Pixie Geldof, the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof.